"You know you're a CE Online player when ..."

1. You've been yellow-boxed by Sarry;
2. You know what "tab through Dork" means;
3. You've had Peter call you a "swine";
4. You know that m-ric is a noun (bonus point: you know who that noun is named after);
5. You begin to play the CE boardgame, but realize you've forgotten how to move your ships yourself.

Anyone else got some good ones ... ?